This is a Mann’s world

Sometimes, during what I consider the early morning hours, my posts can get a little bit messy. Typos, grammatical fiascos and god knows what else. The worst though is when I see people misspell titles and that’s something that bothers me beyond belief. Titles should NEVER be misspelled, for fuck’s sake it’s only about three or four words … Try to concentrate REAL hard and just get all four of them right.

By now you probably know that I’m a political pansy. I shy away from most political discussion out of sheer disinterest. I should say that my shyness shouldn’t be mistaken for inability to throw down politically; the disinterest is mostly pertinent to what others have to say. Because you see, I do follow politics to some extent, online and other media.

For one, no one would take any political discussion of mine seriously. This is especially true when I refer to a person as “that fucking bastard”.

There are figures in the media surrounding the political arena that slowly claw their way out of the mess that is politics on television, and into a bigger shit hole that is Culture Shock and everyone knows what happens in a shit hole, you simply get shat on.

Perhaps I should start a tradition aptly named “The Shit Hole”. This will be where I get to metaphorically put someone in the shit hole, and let him or her have it (IT in this situation is a merciless, vulgar and classless unleashing).

Today’s subject, the first personality in “The Shit Hole” is someone who’s been pushing their luck with me for quite some time. For sentimental reasons, I wanted to make this a memorable one. Without further a due, I present to you the first victim of Culture Shock’s “The Shit Hole” … Ann Coulter.

Ann Coulter, a.k.a. “Ms. Right” (according to TIME) and a.k.a. Mann according to me. THAT FUCKING BASTARD! Don’t believe me? Look for yourself.

Where do I even begin with Mann? I don’t really know, I suppose an introduction would be a good start (for those of you who might not know who I’m talking about). Mann, once a lawyer, is basically an author who writes the most superfluous, unfounded, reactionary garbage in supplement to the political world. HE frequents many political TV shows, but mainly ones on FOX … so…

Why am I even writing about Mann? He’s obviously a nobody who uses controversial means to fill some sick attention complex (hmmm, sounds a little too familiar for comfort). In my defense, I don’t go around writing books and having book signings and trash talking on everybody that ever walked the earth (I only do MOST people, not ‘everybody’). I’m content with not being loathed by an alarming number of millions.

Mann doesn’t like ‘liberals’. The thing is, Mann’s definition of a liberal is basically anyone who has an opinion contradicting his own boring and prudish beliefs. Mann’s latest stunt is the attack on how unreliable Supreme Court nominee John Roberts is as a conservative judge. Mann goes on to comment:

Finally, let's ponder the fact that Roberts has gone through 50 years on this planet without ever saying anything controversial. That's just unnatural.

Unnatural? Are you fucking kidding me? Oh yeah? From over here it looks like Mann’s gone through 70 years on this planet with lots of botox and face work. THAT is just unnatural. Mann’s been controversial the whole time but look where it got him, on FOX. For fuck’s sake Corey Clark made it on FOX (and while he was at it, got to sleep with Paula Abdul).

In conclusion, Mann is kinda whack.

Note: This post was inspired by This link. (thanks to TFL). Today: Steel